Remember that time when I tried to get bread out of the internet? (The post is here if you feel the need to remind yourself of my failure, as I did.) I just had another spectacular moment of Where Did My Brain Go ( Read more... )

OH UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR, YOU MAY WELL THINK THAT PLAYING YOUR MUSIC INTOLERABLY LOUD WILL DISTRACT ME FROM MY WRITING. YOU MAY WELL THINK THAT.

You are probably correct. You fuck.

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Amazing Smallville guest stars I have encountered:

• Sam Ferris! Looking like a total hottie! (Oh Ellen I miss you.)
  
• COBIE SMULDERS. Maybe she and the Smallville people ( Read more... )

Everything I've eaten today has given me a headache. Even my motherfucking CELEBRATORY FLAPJACK gave me a headache. Shit just ain't right. I quit food.

... the sugar I am eating directly out of the bag is not food, fyi. It is Magical Grains of Feelgood Yum Yay.

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TWO RECS. Two very, very different recs:

1. The other day I dared loony_moony to write Jared/ ( Read more... )

Just in case you haven't already seen it/been warned away, there is apparently a supermassive uncut spoiler in ONTD. Oh ONTD, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN ( Read more... )

1. OH GOSH it annoys me so much when people use 'whom' incorrectly. If you're not sure, just use who. It's perfectly acceptable these days. Nobody is going to judge you. WHEREAS I WILL JUDGE YOU FOR YOUR WHOMING.

2. My period is like FOUR DAYS EARLY. Why the hating, vagina? Augh. I had to go and get painkillers, but on the other hand I had to ( Read more... )

So you’ll never guess what I did today.

Clue: it involves earmuffs.

And Dean Winchester.

Basically what happened was that the other day I realised my giant stack of sketchpads would be easier to navigate if I put the filled-up ones somewhere else (I AM A GENIUS), which led to me discovering that I had no watercolour paper left. Which left me so ( Read more... )

Help help please send help, am finding Susan Sarandon strangely attractive. And I'm not talking kickass, gun-toting Louise!Sarandon here, nuhuh. Rather, tragically dying of cancer divorcee!Sarandon.

But anyway, everyone's already caught up on the LA con, yeah? Yeah, of course you all are. This clip in particular is just. LULZ, for the most part ( Read more... )

OMG GOING TO SEE PAUL MERTON. TICKETS PINNED TO THE NOTICEBOARD. CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE FRONT THAT BEING PICKED ON IS QUITE LIKELY. YAYE ( Read more... )

Guys, is it very assholeish of me to not reply to comments on my fic? Should I start? It's not something I've ever really thought about before, but I have seen it brought up in discussion a bit lately. I'm only finally getting into the habit of leaving comments on the stuff I read, so I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE NORM IS. Discuss ( Read more... )

"If it was a miracle, there'd be more ice-cream" = out of the mouth of my baby cousin yesterday. Eight-year-olds are WISE, apparently. (Although holy shit she is going to be ten in a year and a half. What the fuck is this ageing thing. That's almost scarier than the fact that I'm gonna be twenty in a year and four months (what the fuck what the ( Read more... )